If you're in need of a good laugh, look no further.
The real estate search site Estately dug through 11 years worth of Google searches to see what terms people from each state search more than any other. To say they hit upon a goldmine is an understatement. Estately filtered through the top-searched terms and cherry-picked the most embarrassing, ridiculous—sometimes downright shameful—searches.
In short: “The Pacific and Mountain West are lands filled with nerds, the South is insecure about its manhood, states in the Appalachian Mountains are concerned about various vermin on their bodies, and the Midwest has terrible taste in movies,” Estately posted on its site.
Take a look at some of the most buzz-worthy Google terms your state (and maybe even you) is guilty of searching.
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ALABAMA: What does Alabama mean? / Casserole recipe
ALASKA: Nicolas Cage / outhouse
ARIZONA: Is Obama American?
ARKANSAS: Lunchables / Hotel California chords / Hotel California lyrics / “19 Kids and Counting” / “Toddlers and Tiaras” / Josh Duggar
CALIFORNIA: How to vape? / Carl’s Jr. / James Franco / Justin Bieber / fantasy bowling / Mexican costume / Asian costume / L. Ron Hubbard / Scientology / Kim Kardashian / Paris Hilton
COLORADO: Vape pen / Crocs / Men’s rights / Men’s rights movement
CONNECTICUT: Internet addiction / Jerry Springer / Spin Doctors / Crazy Town
DELAWARE: Newark girls
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA: Snuggie / Bill Cosby / Vladimir Putin
FLORIDA: Lunchables coupons / eyebrow piercing / Home Shopping Network / “A Good Day to Die Hard” / tongue piercing / Warren Sapp
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GEORGIA: Herpes / divorce lawyer / meth recipe / “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” / athlete’s foot / Will the South rise again?
HAWAII: Electronic cigarette / vape / Flowbee.
IDAHO: Eagles / hacky sack / brony
ILLINOIS: Jim Belushi / “The Jerry Springer Show” / Carly Rae Jepsen / Is WWE fake?
INDIANA: How big is average? / Arby’s / Jared Fogle / Where is Syria? / Where is Africa? / free tattoo ideas / white civil rights
IOWA: ISIS / “According to Jim” / Jock Jams
KANSAS: Fred Phelps / The Expendables 3
KENTUCKY: Scabies / Creed / Billy Ray Cyrus
LOUISIANA: Steven Seagal / dog clothes
MAINE: Nickelback lyrics / Good Charlotte / disc golf
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MARYLAND: Pleated pants/ Am I a virgin?
MASSACHUSETTS: Donald Trump president / “Grown Ups 2” / deflated balls
MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars / Lou Bega—”Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of)”
MINNESOTA: Frisbee golf / fantasy golf / hot carl
MISSISSIPPI: Gonorrhea / chlamydia / feet photos / penis enlargement / male enhancement / R. Kelly / Aryan Brotherhood / Blind Melon
MISSOURI: George Foreman Grill / vajazzling / fake moustache
MONTANA: Alex Jones / Infowars / Methamphetamines / The Offspring / Where is Canada?
NEBRASKA: Nick Nolte
NEVADA: McDonald’s secret menu / white pride / Brendan Frasier / Guy Fieri
NEW HAMPSHIRE: Pajama jeans
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NEW JERSEY: Ashley Madison / pubic lice / Jonas Brothers lyrics / frosted tips
NEW MEXICO: “The Hot Chick” / Slipknot / Slipknot lyrics / Insane Clown Posse / Juggalos
NEW YORK: Donald Trump / Hugh Grant / magic lessons / Shake Weight / Snuggie Sutra / chlamydia / Gwyneth Paltrow
NORTH CAROLINA: Where is the internet? / Nicholas Sparks
NORTH DAKOTA: Fergie / dog breeding / blonde jokes / Limp Bizkit
OHIO: Subway / monkey porn / Baconator / bath salts
OKLAHOMA: Supernumary nipple / ISIS videos / Toby Keith / pumpkin spice latte / Westboro Baptist Church
OREGON: Romance novel
PENNSYLVANIA: “Celebrity Boxing” / Furry Convention / Donald Trump quotes / hipster quiz / “The Apprentice” / Limp Bizkit lyrics / Good Charlotte lyrics / Goo Goo Dolls / Maroon 5 / patchouli oil
RHODE ISLAND: Average penis size / Dane Cook / Curt Schilling
SOUTH CAROLINA: Hootie and the Blowfish / Miss Cleo
SOUTH DAKOTA: Lion hunting / Nickelback / Where is South Dakota?
TENNESSEE: Is Bigfoot real? / Obama conspiracies / Where is the G spot?
TEXAS: Matthew McConaughey quotes / Jade Helm / Pimp Juice / Extenze pills / hot dog pizza crust / CiCi’s Pizza Buffet / skunk hair / porn / Is WWE real? / contract killing
UTAH: Video game addiction / unicorn pictures / Razor scooter / moustache / Dilbert / traditional marriage / bronies
VERMONT: Four Loko / juggling / age of consent
VIRGINIA: Redskins Facts / Jonas Brothers / Avril Lavigne / Virginia sucks / Is Virginia for lovers? / armpit
WASHINGTON: Socks in sandals / moving to Canada / Canada / Soylent
WEST VIRGINIA: Hot Pockets / lice / scabies / skin rash / “Beavis and Butt-head” / tattoo ideas / chastity belt / “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
WISCONSIN: “The Big Lebowski” quotes / polka / outhouse
WYOMING: Furries
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